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What the Kids Say in Sunday School:
In the first book of the bible – Guineses – God got tired of creating the world and took a day off. Adam
and Eve were created from an apple tree
Noahs wife was called Joan of Arc Lots wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night
Moses lead the Hebrews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients
The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert Afterwards Moses went up to up to mount Sinai and got the ten amendments
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple The fifth commandment is ‘humour thy father and thy mother’ The seventh commandment is thou shall not admit adultery
Moses died before he ever got to Canada Mary gave birth to Jesus because she had an immaculate contraption
A Christian should only have one spouse and this is called monotony Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines |
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