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What the Kids Say in Sunday School:

 

In the first book of the bible – Guineses – God got tired of creating the world and took a day off.

 Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree

 

Noahs wife was called Joan of Arc

 Lots wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night

 

Moses lead the Hebrews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients

 

The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert

 Afterwards Moses went up to up to mount Sinai and got the ten amendments

 

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple

 The fifth commandment is ‘humour thy father and thy mother’

The seventh commandment is thou shall not admit adultery

 

Moses died before he ever got to Canada

Mary gave birth to Jesus because she had an immaculate contraption

 

A Christian should only have one spouse and this is called monotony

Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines

 

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